train faces on my morning commute.
The only smart thing that has ever come out of Steve Harvey’s mouth (via bellecosby)
Rewatching the walking dead remembering what a little bitch Carl is
That kid is awful, just awful
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
I had a good workout, took a shower, got out and thought…hmmm that bed looks nice…now I’ve been here for 45 minutes naked and hungry as hell.
Pumpkin Coffee Cake Donuts with Brown Butter Glaze | Clara Persis
SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN
Why don’t boys who no longer live with their mommas know how vacuum and dust and clean baseboards and scrub their showers and clean under the cabinets and the tops of fans and under couches.
Honestly a man with a clean home that he maintains himself is a veryyyyy big turn on, and I don’t mean “there’s no laundry out so it’s clean” I’m talking about no dust, clean floors, clean furniture, clean kitchen with no shit in the sink or on the counters and most importantly a clean shower and toilet…honestly I’m daydreaming about it right now.