(Source: isobutane)

Crab cakessss I love the beach

Youths are really out here livin nut to nut and I just can’t.

Anonymous asked: What do you smell like?

I’ve been told I smell pretty nice, I use D&G l’imperatrice if that helps

Brandy manhattans with grandpa. Oh boy.

Vodka on ice with lime. Sitting on the beach, I am soooooo good right now.

andross:

Sometimes I start typing something out on here, and then I remember who my audience is and decide it isn’t worth it. Intelligent discussion on certain topics isn’t something that I feel will ever happen on certain platforms, including and especially this one, where off base logic and raw emotion somehow overpower rational thinking every single time.

My hair is finally alllll natural color, no dye or anything, feels goooood

Grandma got me some hot rollers, old schoollll

Grandma got me some hot rollers, old schoollll

naking:

still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor

(Source: cine-movies)

life goals 

(Source: hamrove)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."

Bill Cosby (via thomasthegreat)

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